When you hear phrases like Miso, Emperor, or Kale, what do you think of?I suppose we’re all thinking the same thing.But what if I told you that this is how parents choose names for their children?And celebs are renowned for it—just look at X A-12, Elon Musk and Grimes’ child, Apple, Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow’s kid, and Suri, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ daughter.And it gets weirder from there.
So today, we’re delving into a well-known list of the strangest, most tragic, and most amusing names ever heard.It will make us reconsider the importance of names in our lives and ponder if they should be treated more seriously. After all, the world is cruel enough as it is, and if a guest card has the name “Ana L.” on it, it might as well be given a chance to show its nastiness.
So, parents, we’re looking at you. Please tell us what you were thinking on that particular day.
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#2 Now That’s A Great Name For A Neuroscientist
#3 These Were The Names Of My Dad’s Teachers In Pre-School
The choice of a name, whatever it may be, is entirely up to the parents.It would all be so much scarier if the kids could name themselves when they’re old enough to make such a decision.People can’t just go around with numbers like it’s some kind Squid Game scenario, so they have to be given a name.But, as anybody who has never been in this situation knows, naming a baby is more difficult than it appears.
Your spouse may exercise an automatic veto on the item at the top of your list.And sharing your decision with a buddy may elicit emotional reactions you weren’t anticipating.And if you do come up with a combination after all the restless nights, you’ll discover that the initials are the last thing you want for the baby.
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#6 Harry Baals For Mayor
So, how do you choose a name that will survive the test of time and public opinion?First and foremost, you should prepare yourself for the possibility that your first name suggestion will not be the best.Consider whether this pseudonym will sound okay in 10 years, or whether it will sound absolutely ludicrous.Will other students be able to call out that name in a schoolyard?Will the youngster be punished if they tell their name to every stranger they encounter?
When naming a child, staying away from current trends is a great idea.Misspelled names (think Jakxsen and Rybekkah), unnecessary punctuation (Prin’cess and D’Lilah), pop-culture allusions (Khaleesi and Katniss), word names with unusual spelling twists (Diezel and Spontaniouse), and out-there hipster names are all names to avoid (Amadeus and McCoy).
#7 Saw This Last Name On The News Today
#8 A Republican Candidates Unfortunate Name
#9 “Hey Guy, What’s Your Name?”
#10 Perfect Name For A Lawyer
#12 Honestly, I’m Not Surprised To See Someone With A Name Like This In Small Claims Court
#13 Judge Willie Stroker
#14 Unfortunate Name
#15 Rich Will Wanket
#16 And The Award For The Worst Name Goes To
#17 I Met This Guy Ar Burger King, A Asked If I Could Take A Picture. It Was His Real Name!
#19 Surely A Form Of Child Abuse?
#20 That’s An Even Better Name You Have There
#21 Gay Saylor
#22 Boss Last Name
#23 Tokyo Sexwale, The Best Name In The Universe?
#24 Great Name For A Marijuana Researcher
#25 Lucious Pusey
#26 When You Think Criminal Names Aren’t Obvious Enough
#27 Dr. Grossweiner
#28 Dat Ho
#29 Judy Graham Swallows
#30 Unfortunate Name Tag I Found At Work
Originally published on the boredpanda